Catching Butterflies

So the other day we were walking out the door to the car and mind you, its not a far distance. Rylee is clapping her hands in the air and not moving along. This happens everyday, she cannot just walk to the car. So I say, Rylee, is it really that hard for you to walk to the car?! Can we have a time when you get there?! And she replies, I was catching butterflies! OUI! ADHD comes to mind...like that saying, "I don't have ADHD...oo look at the butterfly!"

Smash=Sqash

Rylee, while I am getting squash at the store says, Hey that is smash, I love smash!!

I Wish He Were In Heaven

Connor and Rylee had this little conversation this afternoon

Rylee: I wish he were in heaven because he takes too long

Connor: who do you wish was in heaven?

Rylee: Daddy because he takes too long to do anything

Connor: If he were in heaven then how will we have money and who is going to make our lunches.

Rylee: That is what we have mommy for

Connor: no because she will be at work

She was getting frustrated because it takes Spencer so long to do anything. He is so slow. (something Rylee gets in trouble for lol) dawdling

Oh Rylee

So first thing out of Rylee's mouth is Jesus healed my owie!

Rylee was eating a Chocolate bar and after she was all done she goes my tongue likes chocolate!

Heathen

So Spencer announces that its Family Home Evening time and Rylee asks why are we having FHE. And Spencer goes so that you can have some religion in your little lives and so rylee again asks why. And Spencer responds with so you are heathens. And of course Rylee asks what is a heathen and Spencer says someone who doesn't believe in God or who doesn't listen to God's rules. And Rylee goes I believe in God, but Chandler Mabb believes in Mario (Mario Bros.)...omosh lol the things she says.

Slimer strikes again

The other day in calendar time in Rylee's class, her teacher (poor Ms. Hartmann) looks up and sees Rylee with a huge glob of snot on her finger and in her mouth it went...trying to no throw up just typing this out. And well I am glad her teacher didn't toss her cookies, but wow that is nasty!

But The T.V. Makes Noise

Spencer: I don't want to hear another sound come out of this room or I am taking the t.v.

Rylee: But the t.v. makes noise

Winter: I used to like candy (sugary treats)

Rylee: why did you break up with candy?

Winter: I didn't break up with candy, my dentist told me I couldn't eat it anymore

Spencer bought some blue mountain dew and Rylee goes that is the color of cry...

Connorism

This one actually goes out to Connor:

We bought him some new shoes because he has had the other ones since 1st grade and it was time for a new pair. Well we made the mistake of buying ones that are suppose to be F-16's and so they have shark teeth in the front of them. So he starts going up to people and kind of kicking them and goes can you feel my shoes bite you, can you? lol oh man and the best is when Spencer re-inacted it lol

The ladder

Hahah Rylee's teacher comes out with the kids saying she had another Ryleeism lol. She said she fell of the ladder at the playground and goes the ladder, the ladder, the ladder hit me. She got her foot stuck and fell....her brain works so weird sometimes.

Tip Toe Tip Toe

So we were playing hide-n-seek with the kids in the complex and they all hid in the same spot and it was Rylee's turn to go find the kids and as she walks passed their hiding spot she all of a sudden she gets up on her tip toes and goes tip toe, tip toe and giggles and goes and finds them.

My Fist

Rylee goes up to our neighbor and says hey look I can fit my fist in my mouth hee hee hee...and then precedes to shove it in her mouth.

Clouds

As we were eating mashed potatoes last night with dinner, Rylee looks at them and goes: These are clouds, hey look I am eating clouds....

My Pencil

My pencil tastes like a crayon *as she is liking her arm

Where Is The Door

As we were passing through the border of Between Arizona and New Mexico, entering New Mexico: Spencer says hey guys we are now in New Mexico. Rylee screeches and says I don't see the door, I don't see the door. And now she is pulling a fit, and we are all ok...so I ask her what door what are you talking about. The door we have to go through to get to New Mexico. So, we had to sit there and explain that you don"t need a door to get to New Mexico.

It's Behind You

Rylee: Hey dad what are you afraid of?

Spencer: I am not telling you...

Rylee: come on tell me

Spencer: heights

Rylee: hahah dad look behind you there is heights behind you